adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy:

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

quorpiest:

dragontatoes:

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

emotionalempowerer:

I could watch this all day.

aubreysflame:

the-goat-of-dojima:

hennythingspossible:

bigchiefatl:

tilthat:

TIL Researchers at Yale did a study on teaching monkeys to use money to buy things like grapes, jello and other things. It turns out once the monkeys learned they could buy things with the money they started paying females monkeys for sex, who in turn immediately bought some sweets with it.

via reddit.com

Originally posted by usedpimpa

😂😂😂😂😂

It gets better

You ruined a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it. It’s got Capitalism.

51don:

my girl can wear whatever she want cause I can fight

halliehasissues:

unofficially-nasa:

nutwit:

dumb-science-jokes:

adventuresinchemistry:

New Years Resolution for 2015:

Science really fucking hard

New Years Resolution for 2016:

Science even fucking harder

New Years Resolution for 2017:

Science the fucking hardest

New Years Resolution for 2018:

Science the best, like no one has before!

New years resolution for 2019:

Science so fucking great, like no fuckers have done before!

signhereplease:

cryptid-sighting:

kittykat8311:

naamahdarling:

I’m losing my fucking mind.

oh my god

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

My favorite post

toadprince:

Tinder/HER profile with 5 pictures of the blandest and most forgettable looking straight woman and 1 blurry picture of the ugliest and baldest straight man anyone has ever seen: Looking for a 🦄 to do some 420 and make one of us cum for the first time in our depressing pathetic relationship 🍑🍆

fangirlfilms:

hawkeye1964:

sinsumeria1:

richietozierhateblog:

i went to the met today

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

“I can’t die but thank you” is big dick energy

lunamalfoy7:

thenameiskorra:

comfydummy:

Broooo

bara-paladin:

In 2019 we grow from sex positivity to sex responsibility, meaning we:

• call out shitty people who are just abusers and using kink/polyamory to mask it and stop supporting them
  
• recognize that sometimes hypersexuality can be a form a self-harm for some people
  
• keep kinks and fetishes in appropriate spaces and not bringing them out into general public spaces and thereby involving people in scenes they aren’t consenting to 
  
• understand that some fetishes are inherently unhealthy and some illegal to actually engage in for good reason and ignoring that is irresponsible at best

bites:

shoutout to all of the mutuals posting cows and mushrooms instead of making me read any dumb shit i love you

violaslayvis:

medusabraids:

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

pocketss:

pocketss:

it’s just one of those croissant days

we love a recovery

russianhorses:

Vyatka Horse stallion Blagodar